"Dirk's Dick!"

I'm Pat Simone and I'm fifty-eight years old. My husband is sixty-five. When we married almost forty years earlier, we had sex at least once a day.

Today, there is no sex. We barely do it at all, and I'm not particularly happy with that. I love sex, even though I've told my husband that it's no longer important to me.

The fact of the matter is, it's very important to this still very horny lady. She wants and she needs a big hard one.

Well, guess what? She got it.